This isn’t your typical Spumoni The Cat update, but I think he would approve of the content

I recently saw MC Hammer on TV for the first time in many years and got the inspiration for a new parody about the current situation in America.  If you remember MC Hammer his original big hit when he first made stardom was Can’t Touch This.

Well, with all that’s been happening lately it dawned on me to write  a parody of that song titled “Can’t Trump This.”  If you have witnessed my irreverent lyrics in the past then you’ll see this is in keeping with my prior history of poking fun at anyone and everyone no matter who they are or who they think they are…

Can’t Trump This (To the tune of MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch This)

My, my, my, my words hit you so hard

Cause I hold all the cards

Thank you for ‘lecting me

The MAGA folks gonna set you free

A super dope homeboy from old New York

You know I’m no chump

And this is my work, oh you can’t Trump

I told you suckers (You can’t Trump this)

I tell you how to live and you know  (You can’t Trump this)

Do as I say man (You can’t Trump this)

Just follow all my crazy orders (You can’t Trump this)

All new tricks and rants

You for sure love me and wish you could wear my pants

So get your ass in line

And get with the plan ‘cause it’s so fine

Hold on for a wild ride

My retribution is what I got goin’ inside

Like this, like that

I’m on a mission, you best step back

Don’t accuse me being a chump

Cause I am the man that you can’t Trump

Hey, I’m talking (You can’t Trump this)

Why you protesting man (You can’t Trump this)

Yo, sound the ‘larm, I’m in charge sucker (You can’t Trump this)

I will give you the orders

You will squirm, that’s what I’m talkin’ about

When you talking about the Pres you best come to my rally

Truth Social is right

Fox News are my bros so keep ‘em in sight

Executive orders

I’m the man who’s closing up the borders

My words, legit

You do as I say or you might as well quit

It’s true because you know (You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this),

(You can’t Trump this)

Shake ‘em down

Stop! It’s Trump time!

Follow my rules, hear my word

Or I’ll have you deported you can rest assured

Put your hands behind your back

Face down on the floor don’t be talking no smack

The ICE boys will do it rough

They will make you beg when you’ve had enough

Stay still, don’t move

You don’t talk back, you nothin’ to prove, prove, prove, prove

Yo, (You can’t Trump this)
Stand back, (You can’t Trump this)

Shoulda self deported, because you know you can’t (You can’t Trump this)
Beat the drum, Trump’s back now

Shake ‘em down

Stop! Pumpkin time

(You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this)

Stop! Pumpkin time

Whenever you see me

You better bow right down

I’m King of this nation, and you just a clown

Now why would I ever stop doing this?

Congressmen making stores that just don’t sit

I travel ‘round the world, from Moscow to New York

It’s Go Trump, Dear Leader, You da Leader, yo Leader

Putin says I’m not a dork

(You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this), (You can’t Trump this)

Yo, You can’t Trump this

I told you, you can’t Trump this

Too hot, You can’t Trump this

Yeah, I’m President, Can’t Trump this

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